Sunday, July 23, 2006

STUFFONMYMATTwhen you have loads of booze you sometimes pass out like my friend matt did this weekend, fueled by alcohol and the twisted mind of a man mental gone wrong i remembered the website stuffonmycat and so was born my new favourite game: ladies and gentlemen i give you..... stuffonmymatt
starting out the first move was a simple sponge, satsuma and umbrella combo
followed by a bean bag lizard to each shoulder, a pair of giant comedy sunglasses and two mini disco balls...
the next step involved placing an ashtray, a shoe, a comb, a packet of cous cous, sunglasses to the head and three brown rolls... note the extra umbrella on to of the existing one...
unsure of how deep matt was under i still kept the objects fairly light only adding two remote controls and a cardboard palm tree that looks like a penis..
realising he could take more i added kettle crisps, a posh whisk, celery and a full tub of horlicks...
now things were getting to the next level with the addition of a mr.frosty penguin machine and a garden gang lunch box at the feet end..
22 items in and matt is showing no signs of stirring....
being the immature person i am at this stage i add a salt grinder on top of a small tin of beans in the crotch area...
now things are really hotting up and i add a bag of water bombs, a novel, a cafetiere,a weird piece of cutlery, a origami swan and some doritos...
here we have an action shot as i place a frying pan upon sleeping beauty's head..
time to have a photo opportunity with the star and ferny does... note the drainer and salt on top of the frying pan....
at this stage i'm thinking of re-arranging some objects so i can fit more on...
what is this? is he feeling the weight of the objects? is this game over?
no he is deep in his drunken sleep and the game can continue.. note the garden gang lunch box has been moved up to make way for more items...
then suddenly as lizzy hides an object behind her back matt manages to open one eye slightly..
but still he sleep, it's incredible, so a game of skittles is placed just under his chin by the kalidoscope...
and then it was all over, shortly after this picture was taken matt shuffled and realised he has 36 random objects the lenght of his body and without even opening his eyes managed to mumble something about us being b**tards before shaking everything on to the floor and promptly going back to the land of nod. so i would just like to thank all involved especially our unwitting star matt. so until next time bye bye. marq